Words without sense

master:what's up ?
bot:nothing new but this....and...that...and...ah...I forgot this....not sure about that....but if we make this.... we can....blablubb
@11 months ago

delivery

bot:can we delivery this product ?
master:I don't think it is good enough for public release
bot:hmm. ok then. I will deliver it anyway. Thanks.
@11 months ago

Review

bot:look at this master. it is just amazing.
master:what ? woah ! you created a lot of...
bot:yes. isn't it awesome !?
master:ehm. yes. you are the man...
bot:*proud as ten little developers*
@1 year ago

Chair

bot:I have a new chair.
master:congratulations.
bot:But it is shit
master:oh. why?
bot:because I am a very depressed person who always have to nag.
@2 years ago

Special topic

bot:huhu !?
master:WHAAAT ?
bot:I don't want to disturb you but is it possible to tell you something about that special topic ?
master:I don' t really know what you mean ?
bot:You know that special topic I have no clue about it.
master:There are so many topics you have no clue about. So tell me little bot which one you mean ?
bot:...
@2 years ago

A normal day...

master:hey. wake up.
bot:what ?
master:lunchtime
@11 months ago

in a world full of ...

bot:hi master. we have moved.
master:i know.
bot:it is so great. the developers in my office are very smart and understand all my feelings.
master:huh ?
bot:yes master. i brought my humidifier into the office and all are very excited.
master:your humi-what ?
bot:bring water in the air.
master:it is raining in the office ?
bot:no master. it is just steam. but it makes the world a little bit better
master:*head on the table*
@1 year ago

Cold

bot:It is very cold in here.
master:Yes you are right.
bot:What can we do ?
master:*frozen*
@2 years ago

In hurry

Master:You are again too late!
Bot:Let me please, I'm in hurry!
Master:But I said you're late again.
Bot:Yes but I'm in hurry.
Master:Why are you in hurry? You are not an important person in here.
Bot:This does not matter. (takes a deep breath)
Bot:Everyone thinks I'm important cause I'm in hurry!
Master:OK I understand but you can only be a secret important person!
Bot:Oh thank you very much - now I'm part of the community.
Master:But please throw away this red sweater
@2 years ago

Sleep

bot:master ? are you there ?
master:what happens my friend ?
bot:I can see sleeping people.
master:hm. try to ignore ?!
bot:Doesn' t help.
master:Go outside and enjoy the sun.
@2 years ago