June 2011
3 posts
Words without sense
master: what's up ?
bot: nothing new but this....and...that...and...ah...I forgot this....not sure about that....but if we make this.... we can....blablubb
A normal day...
master: hey. wake up.
bot: what ?
master: lunchtime
delivery
bot: can we delivery this product ?
master: I don't think it is good enough for public release
bot: hmm. ok then. I will deliver it anyway. Thanks.
December 2010
1 post
in a world full of ...
bot: hi master. we have moved.
master: i know.
bot: it is so great. the developers in my office are very smart and understand all my feelings.
master: huh ?
bot: yes master. i brought my humidifier into the office and all are very excited.
master: your humi-what ?
bot: bring water in the air.
master: it is raining in the office ?
bot: no master. it is just steam. but it makes the world a little bit better
master: *head on the table*
August 2010
1 post
Review
bot: look at this master. it is just amazing.
master: what ? woah ! you created a lot of...
bot: yes. isn't it awesome !?
master: ehm. yes. you are the man...
bot: *proud as ten little developers*
April 2010
2 posts
Cold
bot: It is very cold in here.
master: Yes you are right.
bot: What can we do ?
master: *frozen*
Chair
bot: I have a new chair.
master: congratulations.
bot: But it is shit
master: oh. why?
bot: because I am a very depressed person who always have to nag.
March 2010
13 posts
In hurry
Master: You are again too late!
Bot: Let me please, I'm in hurry!
Master: But I said you're late again.
Bot: Yes but I'm in hurry.
Master: Why are you in hurry? You are not an important person in here.
Bot: This does not matter. (takes a deep breath)
Bot: Everyone thinks I'm important cause I'm in hurry!
Master: OK I understand but you can only be a secret important person!
Bot: Oh thank you very much - now I'm part of the community.
Master: But please throw away this red sweater
Special topic
bot: huhu !?
master: WHAAAT ?
bot: I don't want to disturb you but is it possible to tell you something about that special topic ?
master: I don' t really know what you mean ?
bot: You know that special topic I have no clue about it.
master: There are so many topics you have no clue about. So tell me little bot which one you mean ?
bot: ...
Sleep
bot: master ? are you there ?
master: what happens my friend ?
bot: I can see sleeping people.
master: hm. try to ignore ?!
bot: Doesn' t help.
master: Go outside and enjoy the sun.
Useable
bot: I will tell you one thing
master: yes ?
bot: If it is useable, we can use it.
master: not bad...
Ralph
master: I am so happy I could ralph...
Important
bot: dumdideldum dideldum
master: hey bot. you are very happy. what happens ?
bot: I am so important. Makes me happy.
master: Who said you are important.
bot: Nobody. But I can feel it.
master: Maybe in a parallel world
End in smoke
bot: master ?
master: what's up ?
bot: I suppose that the problem did not end in smoke ?
master: no.
bot: damn.
Not important
Master1: is this an important thing?
Master2: oh no not any longer
Master3: oh yes it is very important that we set this to not important
bot1: "nothing"
bot2: "nothing"
bot3: "nothing"
Master1: any further stuff to discuss?
bot1: "nothing"
bot2: "nothing"
bot3: "nothing"
Master1: nothing else?
Master2: ok than start again with the important question about the importance of the unimportant things
Neverending story
bot: master. I need your advice.
master: ok. how can I help you.
bot: I am looking for a netbook with matt display.
master: I thought you have already such a netbook ?
bot: No. I am a very undecided.
master: But how can I help ?
bot: Just listen. I talk to you frequently each week with this stuff. telling you about I would have such a device but not with the delivered operating system and if I need a DVD drive or not and about the battery time and about all things you don't want to know.
master: I can't take you seriously anymore.
bot: I don't care as long as you are listening to me
master: aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!
Fashion victim
bot: master ?
master: wuh ? what ?
bot: look at my new sweater. what do you think ? isn't that trendy ?
master: hm. let me just think a second about it....no it isn't
bot: but why ?
master: how to say it polite ?
bot: give me the bloody truth.
master: the sweater doesn't fit. it is way too short. and your pants ... I can see you butt ... not nice.
bot: but master.
master: a red tummy shirt ? going outside with this has courage.
bot: what can I say. I am a fashion victim.
Did you know ?
bot: master, master...
master: yes little bot.
bot: master, I have something very interesting for you.
master: what ?
bot: did you know that we are within a crisis ?
master: what crisis ?
bot: I don't exactly know what kind of but isn't that interesting ?
master: no. without further information not. who has told you that ?
bot: I have heard it from a friend of mine who knows someone who has heard from another person ...
master: aargh. shut up.
Priority
bot: master ?
master: bot ? what are you doing here in this training ?
bot: uhm. I was interested into it.
master: but you have a long list of task with a higher priority
bot: uhm. yes but ... the training ... I thought ...
master: go away.
First
bot: hi master. this is the first post.
bot: master?
bot: mh. maybe he wanted to do this ?